Tag: funny
group name: gatherpointwhore
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December 18, 2006 02:08 AM EST --
Connecticut
• A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
• A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces . . . more
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April 12, 2007 09:12 PM EDT --
Have you ever wondered what you'd utter to say... Abraham Lincoln... if he came walking up your front porch?
Here are seven people and the question I would ask them if they appeared at the front door. . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:17 PM EST --
New York
• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:22 PM EST --
Ohio
• According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.
• A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not . . . more
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May 26, 2007 12:14 AM EDT --
Q. What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
A. Your honor.
Q. What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A. Senator.
Q. How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
A. Depends on how thin you . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:25 PM EST --
Georgia
• Acworth: All citizens must own a rake.
• An old law in Columbus, Ga., made it illegal to sit on your porch in an indecent position.
• A Kennesaw, Ga. law makes it illegal for every . . . more
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December 18, 2006 02:02 AM EST --
Arizona
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
• Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony (This goes back in the days of the Wild . . . more
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December 18, 2006 02:06 AM EST --
Colorado
• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
• Colorado law requires that wine be sold in containers of at least 24 ounces and spirits in containers at least a fifth of a gallon. But, . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:08 PM EST --
Nebraska
• A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
• A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
• Barbers are forbidden by . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:24 PM EST --
Oklahoma
• Alfalfa Bill Murray was a legendary legislator in Oklahoma around the turn of the century who became speaker of the house and governor. He was also a tall fellow, and nothing ticked him . . . more
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December 24, 2006 10:40 AM EST --
‘Twas the day before Christmas
And all round my house
Things are coming together
For me and my spouse
The big kids in the basement
Watching the game
Grandparents are laughing . . . more
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September 07, 2007 10:44 PM EDT --
Have you ever had one of those moments when all you could do is shake your head? Well last week I had just such a moment.
I was preparing to return to nursing school and had a few extra bucks so . . . more
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April 09, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
My oldest daugther just came in here begging for me to try this one out. She said I wouldn't be sorry. Sure enough, I cracked up laughing.
1. Go to google.
2. Go to maps, right there above the search . . . more
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December 03, 2006 01:21 AM EST --
....Mexican Combo Dinners!
That's right man. Been eating too much cream cheese and Bagels? all you got to do is go to your nearest Mexican resturant, and order the combination. What on . . . more
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May 19, 2007 04:59 AM EDT --
Enjoy!
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German . . . more
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March 16, 2007 11:01 PM EDT --
Question: How do you get a philosopher off your porch?
Answer: Pay for the pizza.
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December 18, 2006 01:22 PM EST --
D.C.
• A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive.
• In Washington D.C. . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:23 PM EST --
Florida
• (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• Apparently with an exaggerated idea of the laws of thermal dynamics, the city council of West Palm . . . more
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December 18, 2006 03:40 PM EST --
Hawaii
• All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
• Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
• Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:06 PM EST --
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