Tag: humor
group name: gatherpointwhore
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December 18, 2006 02:08 AM EST --
Connecticut
• A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
• A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:17 PM EST --
New York
• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:22 PM EST --
Ohio
• According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.
• A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:25 PM EST --
Georgia
• Acworth: All citizens must own a rake.
• An old law in Columbus, Ga., made it illegal to sit on your porch in an indecent position.
• A Kennesaw, Ga. law makes it illegal for every . . . more
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December 18, 2006 02:02 AM EST --
Arizona
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
• Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony (This goes back in the days of the Wild . . . more
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December 18, 2006 02:06 AM EST --
Colorado
• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
• Colorado law requires that wine be sold in containers of at least 24 ounces and spirits in containers at least a fifth of a gallon. But, . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:08 PM EST --
Nebraska
• A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
• A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
• Barbers are forbidden by . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:24 PM EST --
Oklahoma
• Alfalfa Bill Murray was a legendary legislator in Oklahoma around the turn of the century who became speaker of the house and governor. He was also a tall fellow, and nothing ticked him . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:59 AM EST --
Alaska
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
• Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities. . . . more
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December 03, 2006 01:21 AM EST --
....Mexican Combo Dinners!
That's right man. Been eating too much cream cheese and Bagels? all you got to do is go to your nearest Mexican resturant, and order the combination. What on . . . more
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May 19, 2007 04:59 AM EDT --
Enjoy!
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German . . . more
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March 16, 2007 11:01 PM EDT --
Question: How do you get a philosopher off your porch?
Answer: Pay for the pizza.
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January 10, 2008 11:30 AM EST --
I got up this morning with this thought on my mind. Out of the blue, I began wondering what people's most embarassing moments were. So what has been your most embarassing moment and how did you handle . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:22 PM EST --
D.C.
• A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive.
• In Washington D.C. . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:23 PM EST --
Florida
• (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• Apparently with an exaggerated idea of the laws of thermal dynamics, the city council of West Palm . . . more
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December 18, 2006 03:40 PM EST --
Hawaii
• All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
• Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
• Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful . . . more
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December 18, 2006 03:41 PM EST --
Idaho
• Boise: Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
• Coeur d' Alene: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:06 PM EST --
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December 18, 2006 04:10 PM EST --
Nevada
• A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.
• Clark County: An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:11 PM EST --
New Hampshire
• Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
• If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building . . . more
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